Swt.. Tag . sabs. rhymes woot..

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

1. who you miss the most in YES! gahahaha
the Kitchen Aunty(her food rocks!!!!)

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Doggy?

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
(no blog buddies so buddies it will be)
Shawn coz he can remind me of the past
Kears coz he laughs like an idiot
Fooksim Coz he will laugh at kears n shawn

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
ipoh buahaha jk

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
To see Man U trash arsenal 10-0

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
no

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
my keys,wallet, Mobile phone, coz i always do.

8. why are you wasting ure time to do this?
because i would like to see wat other ppl do while wasting time

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
depends hmmm

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
she's... (aunty) talkative
good combo i talk ,she talk more
ma lil sister

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
HUGE
HUNK
HGAY
(seriously.. sweet)
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
i dont hate ani1 . unless they are more annoying then me.

13. What is your ambition?
Lawyer can fight wit my sis

14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
depends.. if i rip my pants dont point at me plz

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
God

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
heck no i wear anithing .

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Blar Blar Blar Boys Boys boys Money money money ,Gimme An A!!!!(cheerleader go 4 it!)

18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
slap him/her till she wakes up

19. What makes you different?
i am really random (i sing songs in the middle of no where)

20. When is your birthday?
31 feb

i tag
all yes ambil ni!
Meifong gahaha(sorry i didnt noe wat u tagged me about)
Eliz stop calling me bear
Joash noob gg max
Wai Chi i need a make Over(joash also) gg
Emily Tuk tuk
Beatrice Chin'g Ki Ki
Beatrice Lee Bruce Lee lol
Beatrice Neo The One(ya rite)
Justin yap Jr The Mole(sexy)
wei YEe .Yee lamak
Ian DA kING man! (NS)
Joyce!!! shake (NS)
Joel Kayu gahahahahah jk
Sally ann Cookie
Danny Tai Loh
BenJi Britney Tajam
Melia Tuki!
Pris! if u ever see dis
EliZa Shout vely keng
daniel sher.. gay
andrea.. parrots .. haiz
William Party Boi!(Blue ehem)
Shen shen N mei Mei (sounds good?Partner in crime)
Dan Loo My Friend my dog
Jeremy kill urself FFK KING!
Melody Ngow ngow
sheena LOL wat to say
Sara Lee ice cream yum
Shenly Sorry la cannot put beside Ian
Aaron SFG(shy friendly giant"goodfornothing haha jk" )
Angeline Teh boink boink ? weird
Jarome man i miss u roommy
Daniel.. you and ur boxers
Lional Fire
Lional the wise Bouncers
Juan! Goal keeper dei
samuel.. HAHAH ARSE KALAH!
Man Chong (toothpaste)
John tai Loh the way u karate me (where u learn dat from?)
the rest i cant remember your Names U guys Rock man!
cant 4get all the pastors lol(lalala)

Addicted to freedom (someone)

who would have thought.. Freedom can be gone in Just a blink of an eye. thinking life is just full of one's self and things will just be awesome.
Well Parents gone 4 2 months is Awesome, i get to have car For myself, No curfew ,go for any Movies anytime, i even went to Ipoh for some reasons. Man Freedom really is great..

Freedom has it flaws too..and you start to really miss what has been there all the while

I just realized i have no money cause.. i can't ask for money any time i want.

My Recent Vocabulary is "i am broke"

went i walk in the Kitchen i see OMG rats.. (who's going to help catch the rat?) I did try catching it..

with my Partner(not my sister) Rhumba my dog.. but heck i wish he could just jump on the table.

I also just realized i have been eating maggi mee For 3 meals a day for the past 2 days.(sometimes got makan wit Daniel loo la)

sometimes i can't even use an excuse like( sorry cant go since my mom dont allow.)


I miss everything that has passed but everything has its place. you cant get what you always want.

And i guess because of this freedom i went to Ipoh and Cause some trouble to some one cause their brain to melt down n tears has been wasted on some thing like me.sorry

I wish i can be In IMAX all the time.or in some old house with a Freaking Cold Air-con where the room is beside the Road..(vroom how to sleep) swt. with someone.(favorite color)


i miss CS-ing with someone.Nandrea.. sorry i wish everything can stop(Psalms 66 v10-20)

But i guess this freedom has made me realized whats important in life and there is a sign of maturity .

one after another

swt mei fong i'll do it i guess lol

Real name:Ong chun ken Nicholas
Nickname: a few which i wont wana list it out
Married: No lol
Zodiac sign: Meow
Male or female: Male/he
Highschool:Smk TM
College: Kemayan ATC (never heard of it? too bad) lol
Short or long hair: short
Are you a health freak: NO way
Height: i lz to measure taller then mei fong enough di
Do you have a crush on someone: Depends haha
Do you like yourself: i think so.
Piercings: forehead gg
Righty or lefty: middle (tri kuthu)

FIRSTS*
First surgery: head,leg,hand... wait hand dont think so since its bengkok
First piercing(s): dont hav
First bestfriend: i think its Ah long(cant remember his real name)
First award: Budak paling blur(im serious)
First sport you joined: football(Role:bench warmer)
First pet: fighting fish (killed it)
First vacation: My neighbors house
First concert:Planet shakers 2003
First crush: church lol

CURRENTLY*
Eating: fried poh piah
Drinking: saliva
I'm about to: type another word

YOUR FUTURE*
Want kids: ask my wife(she's the suffering)
Want to get married: lol if boleh dapat la
Careers in mind:Lawyer

WHICH ONE IS BETTER*
Lips or eyes: both coz without eyes i cant insult the person i can see his face, lips coz i can see his face but i cant say anithing
Hugs or kisses: both buahahah
Shorter or taller: Taller la
Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous i think
Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach, since i dont think i can get aniwhere wit my arms
Sensitive or loud: both la
Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker lol

HAVE YOU EVER*
Kissed a stranger: My thumbs got la
Drank bubbles: soup or own made bubbles?
Lost glasses/contacts: Yes few of them
Ran away from home: Yeap onli few steps from the house then i 4got to bring my towel(wen i was 5)
Liked someone younger: yea
Liked someone older: Nope(Someone by months counted ar? gg wey)
Broken someone's heart: Depends lol
Been arrested: by my pengawas in school
Turned someone down: dono
Cried when someone died: Yes la
Liked a friend: i so dont get this question but.. yea

DO YOU BELIEVE IN*
Yourself: Sometimes i guess
Miracles: yea
Love at first sight: depends
Heaven: yes
Santa Claus: i dont believe in santa since i've always been acting as santa
Sex on a first date: no not good
Angels: are sexless? yes.. lol

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY*
Is there one person you want to be with right now: no one for the moment (jesus is always beside me lol)

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time: never had also so cannot experience lol
Do you believe in God: of coz

TAG (5 people)*
Megan
Ashleigh
JR
Joash
Melody

tag tag tag

back like the wind

Good ness.. I finally Found my Blog… stupid Google.. (don’t ban me plz..) anyway things hav been bz .. since like LAST year.. omg.. I don’t believe ,I didn’t blog 4 1 year.. (man I rock..) okay lets see..I got Tagged By Megan .. gg!

Tag by Megan

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1.New Computer..

2.new car..

3.1 year supply of petrol.

4.10 years protection from eggs

5.new phone cover...gg

PERSON WHO TAGG-ED YOU IS: Megan D Luffy

YOUR 5 IMPRESSION OF HIM/HER:
1. Kind
2. smart
3. awesome smile
4. Laugh alots
5. everything nice!lol…gg

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
nudge me in Msn? lol

THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE SAID TO YOU:
Stupid! Lol jk actually I cant remember any..

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL:
cry

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE:
coz she’s a guy

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:
1. Ash
2. Caroline
3. Carmen
4. Jr noob
5. Justin
6. Jeremy (if he had a blog)
7. Joash
8. Wai Chi
9. Elizabeth
10. Mei Fong!

WHO IS NO.7 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Me! And Daniel loo and Beatrice Ch’ng

WHO IS NO.9 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Ghurka LOL jk actually I dono

IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
heck yea! It’ll be awesome!

WHAT ABOUT NO.1 AND NO.5?
1 will probably kill her self.. lol maybe..

WHAT IS NO.3 STUDYING?
finance ….jr thinks..

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME U CHATTED WITH NO.6
nvr since he doesn’t even hav msn NOob!

DOES NO.4 WORK?
wit his mom LOl

DOES NO.8 HAS ANY COUSIN IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
God noes

WILL YOU WOO NO.8?
erm.. plz…

HOW ABOUT NO.5?
LOL gg kau lat!

DOES NO.2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
A brother.. lol

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW ABOUT NO.3?
Church

AND NO.4?
longkang

WHERE DOES NO.1 LIVE AT?
Bukit Indah/longkang

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2
Church/mental hospital

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
onli his mole! Gg jk!

Okay now after dis tag.. I wana say sumthing about stripping sum1..

I learn dis all From Y.E.S ..

Why Do we strip sum1?

Coz his making an Ugly face?

Or izzt because his scratching his butt infront of u?

or because he is being Horny..

How do we strip dis Sum1?

1^st we sit on his hand!

Make sure his Dead tired!

After that we grab his leg!

And then grab his whole body .. gg

Do we set traps For our victim?

… nah(end up hav to clean up again lOL)

And the results of stripping...

everyone is happy!

SomeBody safe me

hek pplz letz talk ... life of a college student rocks... but life of a college student sitting for exam in 2 months seriously.. Sucks. Schedule on a weekend.. if there's no class.. wake up at 12 30 earliest , cant start studying cause ure still sleepy.. on the TV theres nothing but more repeats.. even On disney channel.. its all about mickey riding on that black n white boat.... only start studying about 3 pm.. to 5 pm . And then walk my dog ... after dinner frm like 8 pm start studying till 11 pm ,Sucks huh?

ok... now if theres classes usually its about 2 30.. well unlucky me theres really no girls in my class.. (im a boy btw).. u go in class about 1 hour earlier. to look for CHicks from other intakes (let the hunt begin) ... well since i have 3 other friends who stare at every hot girl at the rate of 5 and above...(its our rating system) and of cause starts mentioning about that too small la that too big la n black too skinny (im not saying wat it is..) im a good boy . When they stare i do my homework:) then class starts.. super BORING lecturer turns up. after 1 30 mins of lecture.. which is the 1st session half of the class is gone when the second session begins... (all tgr 3 sessions ) after the second session.. another half frm the current groups packs up n go... well thats a super boring life well my exams are starting soon after 16 june ... every1 CAlL ME!!! i'll drive you around KL!! (1st come 1st serve) Jk

on weekends life becomes more intresting.. but well not worth mentioning(last sat was the worst day of my LIFE ) i dont think all the Adults likes me.. well time to go 4 my super boring class ciao.

How to be ah Lian/ah Beng

Ah Lian

The hair: Straight is good.RMbr to go
for regular rebonding sessions to ensure
ur hair looks "chio".Increase ur
kawaii(cute) factor by addking all sorts
of rainbow colored clips to ur hair.

THe make up: The more the merrier, pile
on the foundation and candy pink blush.
Put on some bright red lipstick & maybe
some blue or green eye shadow to dazzle
ur beau.

The handphone: With this multi-purpose
accessory that doubles as a mirror,use
it to take pictures of ur beloved to use
as ur wallpaper. SMs ur friends to
gossip about who's dating who and hang
those dangling hello kitty phone straps
for deco. Take pictures of yourself doing

Sexy posses 360 posses is the best

THe Clothes: The weirder the
better.Contrast is good. Make sure the
colors clash. THat's how u stand out.
The shorter the skirt or shorts, the
better-flaunt ur legs, skinny or flabby.
Make sure ur tops have enough frills or
lace to look "dainty".Let the straps of
ur black bra peek out,it's said to be
fashionable.


The handbag: Has to be "Blanded". Don't
care if it's fake or genuine-must have
the "G" or "LV" logo. Carry it with
pride even though it's far from the real
thang.

The shoes: Make that 3 inches,no why not
5 inches? GEt urself a pair of platform
shoes guaranteed to add height to ur
stature and make u feel tall.THese
chunky shoes come in all different
designs and colors.Take ur pick

Favourite sentence: "Wah L@n Neh" & you
want fight ah??"

Ah Beng
The HAir: Ah Beng's crowning glory
calls for regular maintenance. A regular
dye job is paramount-go for golds, reds
or blue if you want. Try to keep a long
fringe (below eye level)-it's very
useful to flip when trying to look cool
or u can go for the "act cute" look by
accessorizing with a hair band ..

try and make a half dyed hair (maybe purple and Gold ..Zhing la)

The accessories: to complete ur look,
get some gold or silver chains,
fisherman slippers & a cool tattoo on ur
arm. Fake ones won't do.

remember the chain is super Long try not to drag it enough

Th handphones: Make ur own collection of
interchangeable hp covers 2 match ur
hair color.to look impressive, squat
while using hp,using vulgarity."Wah Lan
Neh!!VEry the ah beng hor!"

make sure u can take picture of your self

do the 180 degree pose with one eye covered by your hair

The car: One word-modified. Ah Beng cars
are designed to siam(escape) as fast as
possible frm the police bt gain the
greatest amount of attn while doin so.To
have ur car looking real "swee"(pretty),
choose an outstanding color like white
or red, fit with modified bumpers &neon
speed meters. Install a flashing antenna
tat can flash lights that;s playin on ur
super loud stereo system.

The clothing: Save money to buy
"blanded" clothing from Armani. Or else,
stock up clothing in every fluorescent
color u can find, especially if they;re
tight &have dragon printed on them,If u
want more pattern,try sleeveless shirts
w zips in front so u can pull the zip
down to create different effects

FAvourite sentence: "wah lao eh, why u
so chao ah beng one?"(Goodness, why are
u such an ah beng?)

The out come....

It's been a long time... readers.. im finally got my materials to do something… ok before I actually go to the real thing….i need to tell you the reasons why I stop for such a long time… Chinese New year jus passed … things been complicated n fun at the same time…so I guess there is your answer… ok here’s some run through…every year I’ll go to Terrenganu my moms hometown to celebrate Chinese new year. and this is how the story starts

Me being the first driver to start the Journey

This is the entrance of my Aunties place..

Family Reunion big 1…

Getting ready to make Nasi minyak… nasi not yet(is zat wat u call red meat?)

Mothers leg… kidding… Pig/cow not sure

Now the real thing…
.

The game of cards… what a way to pass time.. n mah jong too love dat game

After losing my money

After losing my ang pau

After losing all my savings...(i got a black jack... lets just say its not there..)

After losing everything… sis doenst look so happy...(all of my cash is in his hands..)im not there anymore…that’s the end hehe

Well I jus don’t have enough pictures…

Oh right … now I’ll start wit the project I’ve been working on… don’t think its too much but… u’ll get the picture soon enough.. oh right… here some pics… here’s the pics of my College … doesn’t look too nice huh?

Even if its not famous yet don’t judge the book by its cover lol

OK now ... what does a wanabeee look like?

Imagine a good boy being a wanabee

No other examples....

no other examples... but this cool yea?>?

…. Wanabees…. What are they? well in conclusion … its people who tries to act cool and cannot be cool… well imagine some ah bing u know wearing nerdy glasses… the big ones… phew… cant imagine.. n how bout some nerd u noe… acting cool… gila la… dats wat u call a wanabee…

Ok the reason y I started this post, its coz of this gal here…. Look at her… she’s all red !!! i couldn’t get pics of her dats y I got back instead…well usually she wears a Sari .she’s wearing a sari now but its quite hard to see from this angle ….well why u ask me y do I think she’s a wanebee … well she has multiple personality , laugh at every joke we make looks behind or at you every 10 secs…(we counted a world record she was looking bhind about 74 times in 3 minutes…), and the worst thing is that she acts like she noes everything… imagine this…

CONVERSATION WIT A WANABEE

She comes asking u whether she needs ur help(out of no where…)

WANABEE: hey nick do u know this topic? Need my help?

Nick:Erm its ok…

WANABEE: (and she insists) ok here’s how u do it… BLar blar blar

Nick: erm I said I noe…

After saying it over n over again and finally

Wanabee:ooo…. Okok (then she walks a way)

Well imagine she doing it about ….. countless times…

OK now going back to the topic like I said… a wanabee wana be something which they can’t do… so using the same example…(the wanabee) she started smoking coz of one of my friend (considered quite cool n handsome) well .. she said she smoked before…. Well this is me but this is how she’s smoking….;

Look at the way she smokes…(its me ….jus an example)

Ok im not a smoker but come on… smoke with style la…( ok fine even if its not stylish enough don’t give any lame comments )

When you tot dat was enough… she strikes again… have u heard of wanabee drinker? Gosh… dude I cant freaking drink and I admit it….. (in a pub) after 1 ½ can of beer… she gets drunk… n she pissed on the floor wow… (a drunken once told me…if ure drunk you can still control ur selve from doing things u don’t 1 to) So all the Married couple out there if ur spouse says they slept wit another women or men after being drunk slap their face n divorce them! No freaking excuse!!!IF I get Drunk no way in heavan I will piss on the floor in front of 10000 people looking at you… Lol well dats the end of my post well leave a comment if u wan ………ciao!